14 March 2010

When I live in a house

This morning I pulled up to my apartment complex and there was a dude, with green hair, smoking a cigarette, and shuffling to his 1985 power blue Oldsmobile Cutless looking like he had only recently stopped drinking. I look forward to when I live in a house and don't have consider the most strategic way to get out of my car, upstairs and in my front door all while avoiding eye-contact with weird friends of unknown neighbors.

1 comment:

  1. What about avoiding eye contact with the weird neighbors? I hear that can be difficult...

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